Originally today's title was going to be "Bazooka Giosy", but then I realized that I've had a lot of egotistical titles this month and I didn't want to add to that tally. And I also saw some slutty pictures on Google of Bazooka Jane and did not want to be associated with her in any way. (Eeuw, I can't believe men find that attractive.)
No, today's inspiration is technically yesterday's, and it came from pure thoughts perhaps intermingled with aspirations to be the next Lara Croft. My friends know it's no secret that I have a girl-crush on Angelina Jolie, and it's only fitting that, being an archaeology enthusiast and wannabe spy, Lara Croft perhaps embodies my ideal female heroine. (Take that, Batgirl.) Why I haven't tried to be her for Halloween yet I do not know. I guess I know what costume I'm getting this year!
But all that is beside the point. I vacuumed the whole house yesterday and noticed that when I vacuum the stairs with Dyson, I have to use the "Quick-draw Telescope Reach™ wand", and the only way it works properly is if I hold it like a bazooka.
It's a powerful feeling, this proper amount of suction.
(And yes, I had to make a note to myself yesterday to write about this today. I apologize for the lag between reality and blogality. Nothing particularly interesting happened to me today so tomorrow will be fresh! Oh, except that I probably had my best hot yoga class ever tonight-- I held Dolphin Plank Pose for the full amount of time and almost did the same thing with Dancer's Pose!)
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