CCLVIII: The System is Down

I would very much like to go into my bedroom, close the door, crawl into bed, and sleep for three days to escape from everything: deadlines, emails, responsibility, and a constantly growing list of things to do with what seems like not enough time to do them.

All this failing, I would like to be powered off like a computer instead of being on what feels like the verge of crashing.

My day consisted of the following:

• Waking up at 6:30am
• Arriving at work at 8:15am
• Going to a meeting from 9:30-11:00am
• Fixing our conference program after hearing that a third speaker has cancelled on us (and the conference is next week!)
• Various behind the scenes pre-event work duties with a 10-minute lunch in front of the computer
• Going to hot yoga at 5:45pm in the effort to de-stress; clearly from the above I am very high-strung at the moment
• Arriving home around 7:45pm
• Eating dinner in front of ANTM from 8:00-9:00pm
• Washing enough dishes for a family of eight
• Explaining the concept of URLs and copying/pasting links in an email to my dad (no, you don't attach a webpage)

It's times like these where a bit of comedy goes a long way, courtesy of Homestar Runner.